英语笑话大全

A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investig...

A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many peo...

Sam and Bessie are senior citizens, and Sam has always wanted an expensive pair of alligator cowboy boots. Seeing them on sale one day, he buys a pair...

In the Amazon rain forest, three explorers were walking. One was Irish, another English, and the last American. Soon, they came across a tribe, and th...

There was a little old lady who was nearly blind, and she had three sons who wanted to prove which one was the best to her. Son #1 bought her a 15-roo...

Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Cindy Crawford are flying to a super models conference in Paris, when the captain of the plane announces: "...

A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman's house where they engage in passiona...

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed by stupidity, here are some actual label instructions found on consumer goods: On a Sea...

There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let ...

Amy, a city girl, marries a farmer.One morning, before he goes out to the fields, the farmer says to her, "The artificial insemination man is com...