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All of his life Len from Cape Breton had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had...

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all...

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pieThat's amore.When an eel bites your hand and that's not what you plannedThat's a moray.Whe...

Two boys are playing hockey on the pond on Boston Common, when one is attacked by a vicious Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy took his hocke...

Towards the end of the golf course, Larry hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.Trying to get his ball back ...

1. A king size water bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot house 4 inches deep.2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over the...

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to st...

A guy comes home drunk from the bar one night after watching a wonderful night of football. His wife, is of course, sleeping so he tries to sneak into...

A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, "Free Kisses with Fill-Up."Soon a local ...

Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first baseball game.They smuggle a bottle of Jack Daniels into the ball park. The game is really e...