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While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to ...

Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people.&qu...

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on brigh...

A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission.He kissed her once, he kissed her twice and said, "Now that's addition."...

A film was on location deep in the. One day an old Indian went up to the director and, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained. A later, the...

A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast. For several...

Mrs Turner lives in a small town. Her husband died in a traffic accident and left her little money. She was hungry and lived a cold room in winter. A ...

When you take a long time, you're slow.When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.When you don't do it, you're lazy.When your bos...

Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias a...

Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which caused her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awakens and sees ...