英语笑话大全

  • $100,000 Quiz

    2023-12-05

    Jane was a first time contestant on the $100,000 quiz show, where you have to answer questions to win the cash prize.Lady luck had smiled in her favor...

  • Replacement rooster

    2023-12-05

    A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car in a cloud of feath...

  • Advertising it

    2023-12-05

    A well-stacked young advertising secretary wore tight knit dresses that showed off her figure, especially when she walked. Her young, aggressive boss ...

  • Massage

    2023-12-05

    A young guy was laying on his back on a massage table, wearing only a towel over his groin. A young, very attractive Swedish girl was massaging his sh...

  • Ann Wolfe the boxer

    2023-12-05

    Thirty four year old female boxer Ann Wolfe wants to fight a male boxer. If that isn't sanctioned, she can always date Mike Tyson. - Jim Barach...

  • 300% Impotent

    2023-12-05

    A woman goes to her doctor, complaining that her husband is 300% impotent. The doctor says, “I'm not sure I understand what you mean.“ She say, “W...

  • Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday, she has everyth...

  • 3 contest winners

    2023-12-05

    There were three guys that won a contest. They would get to spend a year in a room with anything they chose. The first guy loves to have sex. So they ...

  • Grandpa dies

    2023-12-05

    On hearing that her elderly grandfather had died, Jenny went straight to visit her grandmother. When she asked how her grandpa had died, her grandma e...

  • In the groove

    2023-12-05

    A hippy walks into a Bar and Grill. The waiter comes up to him and asks him if he wants anything. So the Hippy says 'Yeah a cheeseburger. Not too ...