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Ask any man what a woman's ultimate fantasy is and they will tell you, to have two men at once. According to a recent social logical study this is...

Two aliens landed in the West Texas desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it, &q...

Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic. Between the...

Two gay men decide that they want to have a baby, but they don't want to adopt because they want the baby to be as close to their own as possible....

A guy's walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City and he runs into a hooker. He says, "How much?" She says "Twenty bucks." H...

A woman walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs somecyanide.The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"T...

Amos is getting on in years and his family decides that he is just too much of a burden and it's time to put him in a retirement home. So they tak...

The Michaels family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute bet...

Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea pat yelled: “Mick! I lost me finger!“ “Have you now?“ says Mick. “And how d...

A young punker gets on the cross-town bus. He's got spiked, multicolored hair that's green, purple and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix ...