英语笑话大全

A man was stranded in the desert for ten years. One day, a woman in a wetsuit walked up to this man and said, "Would you like a cigar?" The ...

On returning from battle in the Falkland Islands, 3 soldiers are asked to report to their commander. The commander states that because of services ren...

Having determined that the husband was infertile, a childless couple decided to try artificial insemination. When the woman showed up at the clinic, s...

A truck driver pulled over to the side of the road and picked up two homosexuals who were hitchhiking. They climbed into the cab and the truck driver ...

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In r...

A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets word that he is to return home. He...

1st Officer: "Guess who I pulled over in a traffic stop the other day?"2nd Officer: "Who?"1st Officer: "Janet Jackson!"2...

What do you call a guy turned on by a witch?Scared stiff....

An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how ...

"I can't find a cause for your illness," the doctor said. "Frankly, I think it's due to drinking." "In that case,&quo...