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After 40 years as a gynaecologist, John decided he had enough money to retire and take up his real love, auto mechanics. He left his practice, enrolle...

The artist tried to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he felt for his model finally became irresistible. He threw down his palette, took her...

Bill and Marla decided the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the bal...

A man and woman are at a bar having a few beers. They start talking and soon realize they're both doctors. After an hour, the man says, "Hey,...

A young, attractive woman thought she might have some fun with a stiff-looking military man at a cocktail party, so she walked over and asked him, &qu...

A Little Rabbit is running happily through the woods when he comes across a Giraffe rolling a joint. He runs up the Giraffe and says, "Hey, Giraf...

Rich man and a poor man have the same wedding anniversary. They're both at Madison Avenue shopping for their wives. The Poor man says to the Rich ...

A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cook...

The pretty co-ed nervously asked the doctor to perform an unusual operation, the removal of a large chunk of green wax from her navel. Looking up from...

One day Little Susie got her "monthly bleeding", for the first time in her life. Having failed to understand what was going on and being rea...