英语笑话大全

"Doc, I think my son has gonorrhea," a patient told his urologist on the phone. "The only woman he's screwed is our maid."&quo...

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what is the criterion which defines a patient to be institutionalised."Well&quo...

A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was ...

George and Harriet decided to celebrate their 25th Wedding Anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. When they entered the hotel/casino and registered, a ...

A guy goes into a bar and says to the bartender, "Man, I'm dying to have sex in the worst way. So the bartender says, "Well, the worst w...

Although the head of a giant bio-technology corporation loved his work dearly, he regretted not having more time to spend with his family. So, he went...

Two fellows grew up in the mountains, and when they were grown, one of them said he was going up North to seek his fortune. The other one said he'...

A local woman, the town gossip and supervisor of the "town's morals", accused a local man of being an alcoholic because she saw his pick...

A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life. "Hey Roadway driver, who are the two bigge...

A new shop opened up in a strip mall. It had no sign on either the door or window. About the closest thing to any identification was a large clock in ...