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"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated.""What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement."It's something I...

The woman taking my order at a fast-food restaurant was about 25. She was attractive and had a bubbly personality and a warm smile. Even though I'...

Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table. "For fifteen dollars, I can read you...

A man was known among his friends to be very brief and to the point - he really never said too much.One day, a saleswoman promoting a certain brand of...

A man says to his wife, “I fancy some kinky sex, how about I blow my load in your ear?“ The wife hastily replies, “No, I might go deaf!“ To which the ...

Two men are sitting in the doctor's office. The one looks at the other one and says, "What are you here for?" The man replied "I ha...

What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together?100 people who don't do dick!...

Six old gentlemen were playing poker in the condo club house when one of them loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the ta...

A tourist arrives in america looking for culture.A tour guide suggests a trip to the local indian reservation.They arrive at the reservation and the g...

A personal guide to what men should say when caught looking at another woman by their wife or girlfriend.I can't believe that outfit she is wearin...