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Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two... one to actually screw in the lightbulb and another to blow the guy who tells them ...

A man is in a hotel lobby and wants to ask the desk clerk a question.As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside hi...

Did you hear Michael Jackson is thinking of buying the Tampa Bay Buccaneers?He's looking for something with a tight end that sucks....

Out in the pasture one lovely summer day, three bulls complained about the rumor that their farmer had brought in another bull.The Alpha bull said, &q...

A blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were arguing about whether or not it was appropriate to tip the dealer.The player sa...

In Texas, President Bush has been called for jury duty. He says he is going to serve. We want him to get out of Iraq. He can't even get out of jur...

Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they shoul...

Enclosed is your United States Internal Revenue service Tax Form 1040-ES OCR "Estimated Tax For Self-Employed Individuals." You may use this...

"Now, what are you planning to do about that excess weight you're carrying around?" the doctor asked the patient."I just can't ...

Fishing Terms ExplainedHOOK:(1) A curved piece of metal used to catch fish.(2) A clever advertisement to entice a fisherman to spend his life savings ...