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"Do you know what the best birth control in the world is?""No.""That's right."...

A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity. He was driving his partner nuts, as he looked up, looked down, measured the distance, fi...

In a recent interview, President Bush said, this is a quote, 'I know a lot of people who are glad that we're in Iraq.' When asked who, the...

The neighbor dropped in on a friend and found her sitting at the kitchen table, staring blankly at a half-empty cup of coffee, her three kids squabbli...

A male elf was so paranoid about the size of his willy that he couldnever work up the courage to have sex. Then one day he fell in lovewith a elf nurs...

One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house next door. He was also quick to notice that the woman liked to sunbathe in the ...

The tough businessman was feeling very ill and went to the doctor. The medical practitioner examined him and backed away, saying:"I'm sorry t...

The former chef of the White House has written a tell-all book. For example, he says that Dick Cheney, Vice President, his favorite dish is a dish cal...

The White House announced today, as everybody else did, that President Bush's re-election campaign, they're going to take the money they got f...

It was my 30th birthday and I wasn't feeling too great when I woke up that morning. I went down to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and...