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While President Bush was spending the holidays at his Texas ranch, he was clearing brush and a branch cut his face. As a result the tree was cut down ...

Donald Trump is reportedly considering running for president in 2008. Yeah, Trump said he'll choose a running mate, and then dump her for a younge...

“How did you lose your job at the dress shop?“ a woman asked her friend.“Well, after trying on about 25 dresses, the customer said to me, 'I think...

What did the egg say to the boiling water?How am I suppose to get hard... I just got laid 10 minutes ago!...

One day two carrots were walking down the street. They were the best of friends. Just as they started to step off the curb, a car sped around the corn...

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm.His wife turned over and said,...

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?Spitting, swallowing and gargling....

What's the difference between a lollipop and a penis?If you lick a lollipop, it becomes smaller... but if you lick a penis it becomes bigger!...

A guy was at the supermarket and after buying a few things he began to queue up in this really long line for the checkout.After about 15 minutes in th...

A young man joined the army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went though the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and hi...