英语笑话大全

There was a father who was very proud of his three daughters. Every night he took a stroll around the house to make sure everything was all right. One...

A middle-aged man marries a younger woman but discovers that no matter what he does in bed, she won't orgasm. So he takes the problem to his docto...

One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...Hallo? Is this Giganta? Giganta Crotchetta?Oh, grand! It's Bond.James Bond! 007!Shaken not stirred! ...

A guy walked into his friend's office, and found him sitting at his desk, looking very depressed."Hey, what's up with you?" he asked...

A child asked his mother, “Do all fairy tales begin with, Once upon a time? “His mother answered, “No, dear. Once in a while they begin with 'I am...

A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about...

The artist tried to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he felt for his model finally became irresistible. He threw down his palette, took her...

A police car pulled up in front of grandma Smith's house, and grandpa got out. The polite policeman explained that the elderly gentleman said that...

Q: What do you call a bovine that swallows an explosive device?A: Abominable!...

A man approaching retirement went along to see the company doctor for one final checkup. To his horror the doctor said, "I don't know quite h...