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There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick, and one with a nine foot dick.The guy with the rubber dick couldn't have sex...

Today at a press conference, President Bush defended his domestic wiretapping program when a reporter called it a circumvention of the law. The presid...

It was reported today that U.S. military bases will not show 'Brokeback Mountain.' However, during interrogations, U.S. troops will continue t...

As you know, the Bush administration is conducting a war on pornography. Well, it's about time. You thought we had no allies in Iraq, oh my God! ....

A company is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs, at different levels, some climbing up, some climbing down.The monkeys on the top loo...

A stoner walks into a gas station and asks the dude at the counter, "Got any weed?" The man politely replied, "Um, no sir. We do not se...

A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full o...

IF GOD WAS A WOMAN...1. Sex would smell like chocolate.2. Farts would smell like roses.3. Dogs would smell spring fresh.4. Babies would come from vend...

50 women were asked what would they do if they had a dick for a day. These were the responses:I would write my name in the snowPee off a tall building...

Two guys were walking down the street and the first guy glanced at a girl who was walking by.She turned around and said indignantly, "What are yo...