英语笑话大全

A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being ther...

One day at the veterinarian's office, a man and the female receptionist were verbally sparring.After a few moments a technician came to her co-wor...

Five cannibals get appointed as engineers in a defense company.During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all part of our team now....

After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers.“I'm busy,“ he said....

What is a hooker in Alaska called?A frostitute!...

A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and mov...

This guy is standing outside on his balcony on the 5th floor of his apartment when he spots this gorgeous babe sunbathing on the 3rd floor balcony wea...

An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked, &qu...

I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly.I haven't had it for a whi...

Sex is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest....