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It's driving me nuts
2023-12-05A guy walks into a pub and says, "Can you remove this steering wheel from my pants?"The bartender says, "Why is that there? Is it annoy...
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She's beautiful
2023-12-05This guy, about 40, walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then he pulls out a picture of a beautiful girl, about 20. He orders drink after drink after ...
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Barbie & a G.I. Joe
2023-12-05A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring ...
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Pamela's breasts
2023-12-05What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?Silicon Valley...
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Don't get out much
2023-12-05While I was dining out with my children, a man came over to our table, and we started talking.He asked where my kids went to school. I told him we hom...
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African or Indian
2023-12-05A jeweler watched as a huge truck pulled up in front of his store. The back came down and an elephant walked out. It broke one of the windows with its...
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The IRS
2023-12-05When you put the two words “The“ and “IRS“ together it spells “THEIRS“.Coincidence?...
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Best milk
2023-12-05Q. What kind of bees make the best milk?A. Boo-bees!...
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Beer warnings
2023-12-05The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such as:WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering ...
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Big vs Small breasts
2023-12-05Big Busted Women-can get a taxi on the worst days-have a neat place to carry spare change-have always been the center of the arts (art)-make jogging a...