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How does Osama bin Laden practice safe sex?He marks the camels that kick....

A lesbian goes for her annual physical. After the ob/gyn completes the physical he says, "You can get dressed now, your test results will be back...

A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As soon as he has paid for them, he starts laughing and walks out. The next day, the same ...

A man was interviewing for a sales representative. One candidate would have been ideal for the position except that he had a disconcerting mannerism. ...

What did one boob say to the other boob?Hey, we better quit sagging or their going to think were nuts!...

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes!...

How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count?Eminem has to chew before swallowing....

Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously at the bill, the collector, in a snappy tone, exclaimed &qu...

Documents were introduced in court today to link Saddam Hussein to a 1982 massacre. Saddam claims it was just a hunting accident and has asked for Dic...

Situations you may find yourself in, and the "gasms" you may encounterSex in a boat - oar-gasms.Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms.Sex at the entr...