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Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the earth every year. If you do the math, you can calc...

Three Insurance salesman were sitting in a restaurant boasting about each companies' service.The first one said, "When one of our insured die...

A farmer lived on a quiet, rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. It became so heavy and so fast that h...

More news coming about the death of al-Zarqawi. They say he died from complication of his lungs. They say he was smoking when they found him. Not ciga...

On Monday Robert Byrd became the longest serving senator in U.S. history. He's been a senator for 48 years.Minority Leader Harry Reid called him &...

As you know, the constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage got voted down last week. Here's my questions: When two guys get married, what is th...

The big news of the day is that President Bush made his second surprise visit to Baghdad... he flew in and out. ...He did sneak in. It worked so well ...

This is weird. The state of Texas has put webcams on the Mexican border so people can sit at their home computers and look for illegal aliens trying t...

Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room fo...

A man and his wife are returning from holiday, while on holiday they decided to buy themselves some pets, he bought a snake while the woman got a skun...