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One day, Harry came upon a big, long ladder that stretched into the clouds. He'd walked this way every day and this ladder was never there before....

The French existentialist Jean-Paul Sartre was sitting in a cafe when a waitress approached him: “Can I get you something to drink, Monsieur Sartre?“S...

North Korea's Kim Jong-il ... acknowledged Monday he was developing a nuclear missile program 'to deter attacks from the West.' It's c...

When you're on "reserve" with an airline, you fly when they tell you to fly. Being unable to be contacted is a lesser offense than refus...

Grandma Goes to CourtDefense Attorney: What is your age?Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, wha...

While running from American troops, across the desert, Ossama stumbles across an ornate jar. Curiously he opens it and a beautiful female genie comes ...

"Advice For Young Girlfriends"Q: How do I know if I'm ready for sex?A: Ask your boyfriend. He'll know when the time is right. When i...

A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it ok for us guys to notice all the different kind of boobs?"Surprised, the father answers, "Well...

Saddam Hussein has announced a new hunger strike to protest the shooting death of his lawyer... So why bother with his trial!...

How do you tell that you have a high sperm count?Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows....