英语笑话大全

  • Las Vegas and D.C.

    2023-12-05

    The Census Bureau revealed today that Las Vegas is about to pass Washington, D.C. in population. The big difference between Las Vegas and D.C., of cou...

  • How to have sex

    2023-12-05

    A man walked up to a farmer's house, and knocked on the door. When the farmer's wife opened the door, the man asked if she knew how to have se...

  • Code for sex

    2023-12-05

    A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They ...

  • Gay fairy tale

    2023-12-05

    Some Massachusetts parents filed a lawsuit against the school system after a teacher read a gay themed fairy tale without notifying them first. The bo...

  • Gas station TV

    2023-12-05

    Gas Station TV says they will install television sets at five hundred gas stations and broadcast to motorists filling up their gas tanks. Imagine the ...

  • Charlie Sheen

    2023-12-05

    Denise Richard and Charlie Sheen have agreed to extend a restraining order requiring Sheen to stay at least 300 yards from estranged wife Denise and t...

  • 17 year old

    2023-12-05

    The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the famil...

  • Rotten eggs

    2023-12-05

    A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. The waiter, suspecting that they've run out, goes back to question the chef. "Hey,...

  • Sexual assault

    2023-12-05

    One morning a husband returns to his lake cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wif...

  • The munchies

    2023-12-05

    It seems researchers at the University of Mississippi Medical school, have come up with the first marijuana-based medical suppository.The only drawbac...