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Her big church wedding was fast approaching, and my friend was delighted to hear that her mom, emerging from a nasty divorce, had finally found the pe...

David Beckham walks into a sperm donor bank, "I'd like to donate some sperm" he says to the receptionist."Certainly Sir" repli...

Q: What do David Beckham and British rail trains have in common.A: They both go in and out of Victoria...

Q: What's the difference between David Beckham and Posh?A: Posh Spice doesn't kick back when she's taken from behind....

We finally found some weapons of mass destruction. The bad news? They're in North Korea. Boy, that Saddam is sneaky....

Q: What do college students and deer have in common?A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights....

Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possess...

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas.As he arrived on the plane, he mentioned to the flight attendant that it had been a very comfort...

Q. What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?A. One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt...

One day, at a local restaurant, a woman suddenly called out, "My son's choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone! Help!"A ma...