英语笑话大全

  • Four letter word

    2023-12-05

    President Bush being recorded using a four-letter word at the G-8 Summit in Russia. At first everyone thought he had mispronounced the word 'Shiit...

  • Bush wants to talk

    2023-12-05

    President Bush is in Russia for the G-8 Summit and he has an agenda. A lot of people are stunned -- he has an agenda? He wants to talk about the hot s...

  • CIA agent

    2023-12-05

    Valerie Plame. You know who she is? She was the CIA agent whose name was leaked to the press and is now suing Vice President Dick Cheney for violating...

  • Hot in Washington

    2023-12-05

    It was so hot today down in Washington, D.C., President Bush said, 'Maybe there is something with the global warming s**t.'...

  • Left behind

    2023-12-05

    While on a car trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, the elderly woman left her glasses on t...

  • Odds for women

    2023-12-05

    Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to every man. Isn't that an ironic time for a guy to get those odds?...

  • Lebanese-Americans

    2023-12-05

    There was one embarrassing moment today for President Bush when they phoned the Pentagon about evacuating Lebanese-Americans. He said, 'I didn'...

  • Where Cheney stands

    2023-12-05

    Vice President Dick Cheney said today when it comes to war, Americans need to know where he stands. Forget the war, I want to know where he stands whe...

  • Cuban doctors said today that Fidel Castro is recovering and is in better shape than the next guy. Assuming the next guy is Dick Cheney!...

  • College dance

    2023-12-05

    At a local college, there was a dance. A guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze,...